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Welcome to our chaotic farm stories, —where mud meets mayhem and nothing ever goes quite as planned.

We’re here to share the real, unfiltered joys (and disasters) of farm life.

If you love a little dirt with your drama, you’re in the right place.

Like most farmers, we've been in what seemed a never-ending battle. No, not with the weather like most but with another beast, called the...

Emma Roberts

May 312 min read

It's Mothers Day, and whilst most of you have spent the day relaxing and are probably way past tipsy already. (You lucky bitches.) We are...

Emma Roberts

Mar 301 min read

After starting the week with our son overnight in hospital, it's nice to end the week on a high. Rogue, our neighbour, brought his...

Emma Roberts

Mar 91 min read

Come Christmas Day, most women my age will usually be opening something nice like expensive chocolates or overpriced perfumes that their...

Emma Roberts

Mar 52 min read

We've finally broken ground. And, you guessed it. We couldn't have picked a worse week to have done it with the weather. We've battled a...

Emma Roberts

Feb 231 min read

Nothing says I love you more than receiving a big and beautiful cock for Valentines Day. Well, hopefully. Not literally...I of course...

Emma Roberts

Feb 141 min read

Last week I mentioned we had nowhere to live yet. Well, technically that's not true. The last 2 and a half years we've been living at my...

Emma Roberts

Feb 22 min read

Its probably right for us to start at the beginning, where our tumultuous and often laughable journey began. 5 years ago we made a big...

Emma Roberts

Jan 252 min read